the hms qudy sets sail.

[rudys]

LISTEN I JUST WANT TO LOG ALL OF THESE THREADS
BECAUSE THEY MAKE MY HEART HURT

1. A MEETCUTE, IN THIS, THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2015. “Cash or credit?” “Or a cup of coffee?” 2. HOVERBOARDS AND DATES AND STUFF. “did you ever play pokemon on them little gamefella things when you were a littleun” 3. STARGAZING, LADS. FUCKIN’ STARGAZING. “Can I offer you. A Pringle.” 4. SNAPCHAT BETRAYS EVEN THE SMARTEST OF PEOPLE ON COMMUNITY SERVICE. “I’m not nearly as judgemental as all that.” 5. FEARS, AMONG OTHER, CUTER THINGS. “I’ll tell you when you get—” home “—back.” 6. ADORASNUGGLES (ADORABLE SNUGGLES). “——fuckin’ blanket, innit?” 7. SLOW DANCIN’. lets get it started in here